so explain again why im purple
no
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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