She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
