I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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