do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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