she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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