I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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