It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have post one night stand depression
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