Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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