It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
