i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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