so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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