I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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