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(330): View more from Ohio

She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside

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(416): View more from Toronto

We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.

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(317): View more from Indiana

HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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(740): View more from Ohio

We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on

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(406): View more from Montana

I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez

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