she looked like the bat from fern gully.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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