even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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