Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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