what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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