new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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