I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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