Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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