I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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