why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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