I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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