Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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