in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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