He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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