i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
What a dumb baby whore.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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