I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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