sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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