hotel room ftw
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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