How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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