do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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