check it out our google latitudes are spooning
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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