I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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