You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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