so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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