ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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