Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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