arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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