I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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