I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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