Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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