What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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