my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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