If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
FUCK WHALES
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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