What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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