i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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