I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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