Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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