Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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