In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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