I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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