I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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